personal

Day 11

Oh no. I accidentally farted in front of my husband last night. Harmless but loud. I am beyond embarrassed. I knew that this day would come, but did it have to be that soon? Also, couldn’t he have given in to his bodily functions first?

The balance of power must be restored.

marriage

Day 10

Ah yes, the life of a married woman. The first 10 days were spent blissfully sheltered from the world. The wedding was a resounding success and I plunged headfirst towards domesticity.

I clean. I cook. I wash dishes. I even do the laundry.  There is something quaint about the work that I’m doing. It feels a little bit like I’m playing house. Although my hands are so dry, it’s a small price to pay, I say.

I’m starting to find my rhythm. I wake up about the same time my husband does. While he gets ready for work, I make breakfast. After we eat, he heads to the office and I do housekeeping stuff. For lunch, my husband either goes home to eat or I bring him food to the office (they perks of living in the area), and then I’m off to work. After office hours, we run errands, go on a date, or go home for dinner.

Sounds boring now that I think about it but it is, quite frankly, undiscovered terrain for me.